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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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casctiel

SHUT THE FUCK UP

psyducked

how do you even notice that

pinklikeme

LMAO

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the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

boobiemom

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

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You would be surprised how many Nerf Blasters are used in Sci-Fi films. many look like something out of Aci-Fi anyway so just paint them up, why not. And it is cheaper than building a weapon from scratch.

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asterkallium

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piplup grain entrapment

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piplup cares a lot about his work

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piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

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piplup takes a sick day

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piplup considers some jorts

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piplup forgives his father.

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piplup goes grocery shopping

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piplup jumps your battery

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piplup lights the menorah

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piplup sees the pale blue dot

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piplup catsits

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piplup hides a zombie bite from you

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piplup studies plein air

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piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy

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piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.

studentofetherium
toskarin

excellent news: that boring thing you rely on working reliably has an exciting new app. well. it's kind of an app. it's actually more of a website, it looks like a website, but you have to download it as an app. why does it have an app? well because it makes the receptionist's... oh, the receptionist seems to hate it. the receptionist doesn't understand the app either, and now it has broken, and now the two of you are navigating this situation without the app. don't worry, though. you will have another fucking app in a few months and it will be the same app with a new logo for some reason